Let’s face it – summer is brutal! It’s hot and sticky and it just plain sucks! As soon as you step outside, the sweltering dryness slaps you in the face and suffocates your innards. That right there is as close to death as you’ll get! Here are 10+ Tips to Help You Survive the Summer.
1. Use your Air Conditioner! Don’t worry about those electric bills each month. Pay a bit more and stay cool! Is it broken? Buy a new one! Not powerful enough? Buy a new one! Too old? For God’s sake, buy a new one!
2. Prepare yourself to sweat… Excessively…. everywhere! When you blink your eyes, get ready for the waterfall of sweat that begins to drown your eyeballs! You might want to start carrying around a sweat rag…. or a couple.
3. Find an indoor hobby. Why go outdoors when you can sew, write, take a nap, binge-watch Netflix or do one of those adult coloring books that you’re dying to try!?
4. You can’t stay locked up inside all the time, so if you MUST go out, go to places with the best air conditioning. Best Buy. The produce section at the Grocery Store. Convenient Store. Any freezer. Are you more of an outdoor person? Bonus – become an Early Bird or a Night Owl. If you can do both, more power to you!
5. Complain… A Lot! Here are some to get you started: “Oh my God, I can’t stand this heat”, “This is one hot summer! This humidity is horrendous!”, “Is it winter yet?”
6. Under no circumstances – No Cooking! For 3-4 months, live on sandwiches, ice cream, take-out, and cereal. Leave your favorite “It’s Too Hot to Cook” recipe in the comments below.
7. Wear as minimal clothing as possible without getting arrested.
8. Got a pool? You’re a lucky S.O.B! Don’t have a pool? GARDEN HOSE!
9. Shave! The less hair you have, the cooler you’ll be… right?
10. Avoid outdoor exercising. No running, biking, walking, jumping or sports. Why else do you think they made indoor gyms?
11. Stay Positive! Autumn is just around the corner… and pumpkin spice lattes!
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